Vanessa, you’re not actually going to give your rose back. Put that semi-ultimatum away. You’re not going anywhere, honey. Nick telling Vanessa to “be patient” is just code for: hey, what’s up, real quick this is reality TV. I’ve done this one million times total and honestly, people watch for three reasons: reason number one … More Episode 4: WisconSINS and Virtues
Can you even handle all the “this bitchhhh” looks the ladies were tossin’ around when Nick announced that he “had sex with Liz”… Since these ladies are “all dating the same person” this was very rich news for them to hear. I’m like wait, you guys know he’s “had sex” with other women before…right? This … More Episode 3: Whip It!
A *special* thank you to ABC for gifting us with The Bachelor right out of the 2017 gate. We needed this. Obviously I was thrilled to see my boy, Ben Higgins, supporting old man Nick to kick off the much anticipated season premiere. This poor SOB. Already the bachelors of years gone by are coming … More Episode 1: Everything’s Comin’ Up Viall/Vile