Do you feel gaslit/manipulated just watching this episode? All I heard was “emotional intelligence” for the better part of this God forsaken episode. I might not have a masters in Mental Health Counseling – Corinne and I have this in common – but I know when someone actin’ trife. Taylor forfeited Nick’s heart the second she … More Episode 5: Time is a Flat Circle…
Vanessa, you’re not actually going to give your rose back. Put that semi-ultimatum away. You’re not going anywhere, honey. Nick telling Vanessa to “be patient” is just code for: hey, what’s up, real quick this is reality TV. I’ve done this one million times total and honestly, people watch for three reasons: reason number one … More Episode 4: WisconSINS and Virtues
Can you even handle all the “this bitchhhh” looks the ladies were tossin’ around when Nick announced that he “had sex with Liz”… Since these ladies are “all dating the same person” this was very rich news for them to hear. I’m like wait, you guys know he’s “had sex” with other women before…right? This … More Episode 3: Whip It!
Honestly, I love that they buried the lead/the obscene levels of fuckery in the promo clips for this ep. I mean, if you’re a sucker like me, you probably bought the slap Josephine gave Nick featured in the sneak peek and thought that THAT was going to be the climax of the episode. Nope. I’m … More Episode 2: (Deux)/Boobs
A *special* thank you to ABC for gifting us with The Bachelor right out of the 2017 gate. We needed this. Obviously I was thrilled to see my boy, Ben Higgins, supporting old man Nick to kick off the much anticipated season premiere. This poor SOB. Already the bachelors of years gone by are coming … More Episode 1: Everything’s Comin’ Up Viall/Vile