Farewell to the “short stack Southern piece of garbage.” Lee is finally fucking gone, but Kenny still has some work to do. After Rachel and Kenny walked hand and hand to the helicopter leaving Lee’s ass behind, Kenny can’t help but turn around and give Lee a piece of his mind. Rachel feels foolish for … More Episode 6: Scandal-navia
We pick up amidst Kenny and Lee duking it out during the cocktail party after the spelling bee. Lee is sauced with squinty eyes as he clutches his whiskey neat and goads Kenny to keep talking while Kenny is already talking. Kenny is sharp and tight with his words. Kenny calls Lee a “dime store … More Episode 5: Norway or the Highway
The first 22 minutes of this episode was Rose Ceremony spill over from last week, and the tone of this godforsaken ritual was rife with drama, anxiety, and frustration, thanks to this season’s resident racist/singer-songwriter, Lee. Lee drunkenly admits that duh, he loves pissing people off and offers advice on how to successfully drive … More Episode 4: It Does Matter If You’re Black Or White
Within the week and half since the alleged misconduct took place in Paradise, the internet has quickly jumped to conclusions and taken sides based on articles from multiple sources providing the same vague information. Corrine and DeMario have both spoken out and lawyered up. I have lots of thoughts, comments, questions and concerns. Here’s a … More Trouble in Paradise
DeMario is back looking fashionably flustered and almost post-coital with one too many buttons undone on his dress shirt, no tie, a sloppy pocket square, and an overall guilty, nervous energy. DeMario offers his hand. Rachel shakes it. She makes direct, steady eye contact with him and stands tall with her shoulders wrapped in a … More Episode 3: Lunatics and Lovers and Friends
Chris Harrison sets the tone for this episode right up top with one clear line: “I hope everyone is as sincere as Rachel is.” Obviously the camera zips over to Whaboom as Chris Harrison lays down the law, because everyone is fired up about Whaboom. I refuse to call Whaboom by his human name. I … More Episode 2: Lies and Basketball
The premiere is always kind of strange in all the right ways. The stage has been set right out of the gate. Rachel is being promoted as the darling of the Bachelor conglomerate who has won the hearts of the American people, and honestly, it’s true. This girl has that je ne sais quoi. She’s … More Episode 1: Everybody Loves Rachel!