We start off right where we left off. Kristina is consulting all-knowing Wells after she and Dean had an unsatisfying conversation about their status. Wells gives Kristina the only advice that matters: “I think you gotta play this world like you give zero fucks.” -Wells Adams Correct. It’s just super hard to give zero fucks … More Episode 3: Hopelessly Devoted To You
Olive, Ann, and Kayla, Olive’s bestie and the LYB Legal and Global Correspondent, had a Skype sesh to discuss “the meeting” that Chris Harrison had with the BIP cast upon their return to Paradise. The “Corrine and DeMario situation” is ambiguous and fucked as hell, and we’ve got some thoughts and feelings.
Before we return to Paradise, a couple of weirdos need to get married. ABC wasted their not so precious airtime on revisiting Carly’s journey on Chris Soule’s season of The Bachelor, her days in Paradise Season 2, and her third times a charm journey in Paradise Season 3. We are reminded of Evan’s drama with … More Episode 2: We Need To Talk
Paradise is back with a vengeance. After a quick display of lonely lounge chairs, piled up pillows, an empty pool, and an ominous black bird flapping out of frame, Chris Harrison addresses the almost nonexistent season of Paradise. Even his formal address about some heavy shit was campy as hell. He reminds the audience that … More Episode 1: Summer Lovin’ Happens So Fast
Eric Bigger. We are not worthy. I was confident that this man would not make it to the end, but I did not anticipate his sticking around until Rachel’s very last episode. Boy, am I glad he did. Rachel’s reasoning for saying goodbye was the classic “I love you, I’m just not IN love with … More Episode 11: Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend
People either love this bloated, spilled tea, 2-hour shit show or they don’t even watch. I tend to love it because: I am an addict It’s an opportunity to catch brief glimpses of real human interactions amongst a group of people who have undergone some strange shit together. Rather than recapping the entire thing, I … More Episode 10: Stop, Collaborate and Listen
Rather than separating Eric, Bryan and Peter for the remainder of the journey, these guys are still bro-ing it up together in Dallas. Rachel’s big sister, Constance, is eight months pregnant, so the fam cannot fly out to Spain to meet the final two dudes. ERGO, all three suitors get to meet the Lindsay’s here … More Episode 9: Meet The Lindsay’s