Eric Bigger. We are not worthy. I was confident that this man would not make it to the end, but I did not anticipate his sticking around until Rachel’s very last episode. Boy, am I glad he did. Rachel’s reasoning for saying goodbye was the classic “I love you, I’m just not IN love with … More Episode 11: Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend
People either love this bloated, spilled tea, 2-hour shit show or they don’t even watch. I tend to love it because: I am an addict It’s an opportunity to catch brief glimpses of real human interactions amongst a group of people who have undergone some strange shit together. Rather than recapping the entire thing, I … More Episode 10: Stop, Collaborate and Listen
Rather than separating Eric, Bryan and Peter for the remainder of the journey, these guys are still bro-ing it up together in Dallas. Rachel’s big sister, Constance, is eight months pregnant, so the fam cannot fly out to Spain to meet the final two dudes. ERGO, all three suitors get to meet the Lindsay’s here … More Episode 9: Meet The Lindsay’s
Eric’s Hometown Baltimore, Maryland Eric and the city of Baltimore are up first, and Rachel practices her running jump into hugs and kisses so she can nail it for the remainder of the hometown dates. These two rendezvous in a touristy part of town, but Eric reminds Rachel this is not his neighborhood, it’s just … More Episode 8: ¡Bienvenido Al Infierno!
It’s the week before hometowns, and Big Rach and her remaining 6 suitors are headed to Geneva, Switzerland for more of that old world Euro charm. Rachel struts into the hotel room and tells the boys that this week there will be three 1:1 Dates, one Group Date, and no Rose Ceremony. The guys are … More Episode 7: Watch Me
Farewell to the “short stack Southern piece of garbage.” Lee is finally fucking gone, but Kenny still has some work to do. After Rachel and Kenny walked hand and hand to the helicopter leaving Lee’s ass behind, Kenny can’t help but turn around and give Lee a piece of his mind. Rachel feels foolish for … More Episode 6: Scandal-navia
We pick up amidst Kenny and Lee duking it out during the cocktail party after the spelling bee. Lee is sauced with squinty eyes as he clutches his whiskey neat and goads Kenny to keep talking while Kenny is already talking. Kenny is sharp and tight with his words. Kenny calls Lee a “dime store … More Episode 5: Norway or the Highway