Alright guys, last week was not just another episode, it was a Three Hour Long Television *Event*. And what an event it was. We’ve got our standard all white audience, and I am most curious about the men who attended this event. Are you there to pick up the bachelorettes, are you there with your … More The Women Tell All
RAVEN’S HOMETOWN: HOXIE, ARKANSAS Wet and wild AF. Still convinced Nick had to pull a leech off his balls after sexin’ in the swamp with Raven during some mid-moring muddin’. RACHEL’S HOMETOWN: DALLAS, TEXAS Was so not into Rachel’s big sister’s white husband. Honestly, the whole time I was just thinking about how hometowns are gonna go when Rachel … More Episodes 8, 9 & 10: From Hometowns to OH-Town
We kick off this episode with a raincloud doomsday energy. ABC sets us up “wondering” if Nick is actually going to continue his journey… My question to you is, are there actually people out there that believed well this is it, he’s reached his emotional breaking point and the show is over, and what the … More Episode 7: It’s Bimini, Bitch
I’m not going to go home without speaking my piece….OK Taylor. Let’s see what you’ve got. I LOVE watching how uncomfortable Nick is when people suck. He 10000% doesn’t want to talk to Taylor as she gives us her last vigilante speech. Put your counselor hat away, you’re not going to save him, Taylor. She’s … More Episode 6: Bump, Set, Choke
Do you feel gaslit/manipulated just watching this episode? All I heard was “emotional intelligence” for the better part of this God forsaken episode. I might not have a masters in Mental Health Counseling – Corinne and I have this in common – but I know when someone actin’ trife. Taylor forfeited Nick’s heart the second she … More Episode 5: Time is a Flat Circle…
Vanessa, you’re not actually going to give your rose back. Put that semi-ultimatum away. You’re not going anywhere, honey. Nick telling Vanessa to “be patient” is just code for: hey, what’s up, real quick this is reality TV. I’ve done this one million times total and honestly, people watch for three reasons: reason number one … More Episode 4: WisconSINS and Virtues
Can you even handle all the “this bitchhhh” looks the ladies were tossin’ around when Nick announced that he “had sex with Liz”… Since these ladies are “all dating the same person” this was very rich news for them to hear. I’m like wait, you guys know he’s “had sex” with other women before…right? This … More Episode 3: Whip It!