ANNotated Bios of Arie’s Ladies
December 11, 2017
What’s In Store for Becca…
March 9, 2018
Rather than dissect the 5 hours of Arie’s uncut/unedited Finale and After The Final Rose, I have some thoughts on what we (and Becca) are in store for this upcoming season of The Bachelorette… As you might/definitely remember, Chris Harrison decided to WOW us all last year when Rachel Lindsay was announced Bachelorette and brought … More What’s In Store for Becca…
Episode 9: The Test Drive
March 5, 2018
Peru: The Perfect Place To Fuck For The First Time X 3 KENDALL Unexpected Final Three contestant, Kendall, knows she’s not ready for an engagement, but she and Arie are still having a blast together. After their dune buggy ride where they somehow managed to not incur any mouth injuries despite making out whilst zipping … More Episode 9: The Test Drive
Arie’s Women Tell All
February 26, 2018
Top 10 Most Memorable Moments of The Women Tell All 1. Seeing previously unaired footage of Chelsea saying THIS to the producers in a private interview: “When Bekah was learning to finger paint, Arie was learning about fucking people in college.” Shit, girl! 2. Some more sneaky footage of Krystal post-bowling date in a fit of … More Arie’s Women Tell All
Episode 8: The Famn Damilies
February 25, 2018
Kendall’s Hometown Date Los Angeles, CA The second Arie touches down in LA, Kendall whisks him away to a taxidermy storage unit/show room designed for the modern day Teddy Roosevelt. Arie takes the words out of my mouth and calls this whole thing very Silence of the Lambs, especially the part where they stretch rat … More Episode 8: The Famn Damilies
Episode 7: It’s Not Personal, It’s Business
February 19, 2018
Buon Giorno, Bachelor Nation! We have arrived in bella Toscana. After the remaining victims pose for an iconic tourist photo attempting to prop up the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Chris Harrison shows his face and announces that there will be no rose ceremony this week. Just dates. Two 1:1’s and one group date. There are … More Episode 7: It’s Not Personal, It’s Business
Episode 6: Here’s Lookin’ At You
February 12, 2018
We are more than ½ way through this season, and I’m forever on my soapbox recapping America’s favorite soap opera. 1:1 Date Card: Tomber amoureux a Paris. Featuring: Lauren B Lauren B has been presented as reserved and boring this season; nonetheless, Arie has kept her around. When I see Lauren anxious giggle as she … More Episode 6: Here’s Lookin’ At You
10 Things I Loved/Hated About Episode 5
February 5, 2018
When we see the squad in Fort Lauderdale for the first time they are biking as a unit along a boardwalk, and I’m sorry, but if you were not immediately transported to WWII-era Austria with the von Trapp children wearing clothes made out of curtains singing Do, Re, Mi with Fraulein Maria then you need … More 10 Things I Loved/Hated About Episode 5
Episode 4: It’s Miserable and Magical
January 23, 2018
It’s finally time to leave solitary confinement. Away from Bachelor Mansion and off to South Lake Tahoe they go! We had two 1:1’s and a group date this week. All 15 ladies were involved. Let’s dive in. 1:1 Date Card: Let’s let our love soar. Featuring: Seinne Arie and Seinne hold hands as they parasail … More Episode 4: It’s Miserable and Magical
Episode 3: The Dog and Phony Show
January 17, 2018
I was full body cringing for the majority of this episode. We have a four-part train wreck to unpack. Buckle up. Group Date Date Card: It’s all about the ring. Featuring: Maquel, Jacqueline, Lauren B, Tia, Marikh, Bekah M, Bibiana, Krystal These poor ladies show up to The Oceanview Pavilion in Los Angeles for the … More Episode 3: The Dog and Phony Show
Episode 2: Zaddy Issues
January 12, 2018
We had four earth shattering events occur this week on The Bachelor. And now it’s time for the breakdown: 1:1 Date Card: Hold on tight. Featuring: Becca K Becca K, the 27 year old publicist from Minnesota, was graceful upon hearing her name read aloud as the recipient of the very first 1:1 date of … More Episode 2: Zaddy Issues
