Episode 2: (Deux)/Boobs

Honestly, I love that they buried the lead/the obscene levels of fuckery in the promo clips for this ep.  I mean, if you’re a sucker like me, you probably bought the slap Josephine gave Nick featured in the sneak peek …

Episode 1: Everything’s Comin’ Up Viall/Vile

A *special* thank you to ABC for gifting us with The Bachelor right out of the 2017 gate.  We needed this. Obviously I was thrilled to see my boy, Ben Higgins, supporting old man Nick to kick off the much …