The Women Tell All

Alright guys, last week was not just another episode, it was a Three Hour Long Television *Event*.  And what an event it was.   We’ve got our standard all white audience, and I am most curious about the men who attended …

Episodes 8, 9 & 10: From Hometowns to OH-Town

RAVEN’S HOMETOWN:  HOXIE, ARKANSAS Wet and wild AF.  Still convinced Nick had to pull a leech off his balls after sexin’ in the swamp with Raven during some mid-moring muddin’. RACHEL’S HOMETOWN:  DALLAS, TEXAS Was so not into Rachel’s big sister’s white husband.  Honestly, …

Episode 7: It’s Bimini, Bitch

We kick off this episode with a raincloud doomsday energy.  ABC sets us up “wondering” if Nick is actually going to continue his journey… My question to you is, are there actually people out there that believed well this is …

Episode 6: Bump, Set, Choke

I’m not going to go home without speaking my piece….OK Taylor.  Let’s see what you’ve got.  I LOVE watching how uncomfortable Nick is when people suck.  He 10000% doesn’t want to talk to Taylor as she gives us her last …

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Episode 5: Time is a Flat Circle…

Do you feel gaslit/manipulated just watching this episode?  All I heard was “emotional intelligence” for the better part of this God forsaken episode.  I might not have a masters in Mental Health Counseling – Corinne and I have this in …

Episode 4: WisconSINS and Virtues

Vanessa, you’re not actually going to give your rose back.  Put that semi-ultimatum away.  You’re not going anywhere, honey.  Nick telling Vanessa to “be patient” is just code for: hey, what’s up, real quick this is reality TV.  I’ve done …

Episode 3: Whip It!

Can you even handle all the “this bitchhhh” looks the ladies were tossin’ around when Nick announced that he “had sex with Liz”… Since these ladies are “all dating the same person” this was very rich news for them to …

Episode 2: (Deux)/Boobs

Honestly, I love that they buried the lead/the obscene levels of fuckery in the promo clips for this ep.  I mean, if you’re a sucker like me, you probably bought the slap Josephine gave Nick featured in the sneak peek …

Episode 1: Everything’s Comin’ Up Viall/Vile

A *special* thank you to ABC for gifting us with The Bachelor right out of the 2017 gate.  We needed this. Obviously I was thrilled to see my boy, Ben Higgins, supporting old man Nick to kick off the much …