Episode 4: Love Makes The World Go Flat

My apologies for not recapping Week 3’s idiotic episode.  I was consumed with the nuptials of two dear friends, and decided it would be best to devote my time, energy and attention to the wholesome love of two stand-up human …

Episode 2: I’m Not Gonna Lie…

I fucking hated this episode. The more time I spend wrapped in the iron embrace of this fraught franchise, the more I realize that this game is the most formulaic shitshow of all time. This episode was exactly the same …

Episode 1: My Time, My Turn, My Decisions, My Choice

The premiere begins with a particularly cold open of weepy Becca gazing at Polaroids of her and Arie from days gone by. The network is jerking themselves off with this gratuitous footage of last season’s Bachelor finale when Arie dumped …

What’s In Store for Becca…

Rather than dissect the 5 hours of Arie’s uncut/unedited Finale and After The Final Rose, I have some thoughts on what we (and Becca) are in store for this upcoming season of The Bachelorette… As you might/definitely remember, Chris Harrison …