Episode 11: Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Eric Bigger. We are not worthy. I was confident that this man would not make it to the end, but I did not anticipate his sticking around until Rachel’s very last episode. Boy, am I glad he did. Rachel’s reasoning …

Episode 10: Stop, Collaborate and Listen

People either love this bloated, spilled tea, 2-hour shit show or they don’t even watch. I tend to love it because: I am an addict It’s an opportunity to catch brief glimpses of real human interactions amongst a group of …

Episode 9: Meet The Lindsay’s

Rather than separating Eric, Bryan and Peter for the remainder of the journey, these guys are still bro-ing it up together in Dallas. Rachel’s big sister, Constance, is eight months pregnant, so the fam cannot fly out to Spain to …

Episode 8: ¡Bienvenido Al Infierno!

Eric’s Hometown Baltimore, Maryland Eric and the city of Baltimore are up first, and Rachel practices her running jump into hugs and kisses so she can nail it for the remainder of the hometown dates. These two rendezvous in a …

Episode 7: Watch Me

It’s the week before hometowns, and Big Rach and her remaining 6 suitors are headed to Geneva, Switzerland for more of that old world Euro charm. Rachel struts into the hotel room and tells the boys that this week there …

Episode 6: Scandal-navia

Farewell to the “short stack Southern piece of garbage.” Lee is finally fucking gone, but Kenny still has some work to do. After Rachel and Kenny walked hand and hand to the helicopter leaving Lee’s ass behind, Kenny can’t help …

Episode 5: Norway or the Highway

We pick up amidst Kenny and Lee duking it out during the cocktail party after the spelling bee. Lee is sauced with squinty eyes as he clutches his whiskey neat and goads Kenny to keep talking while Kenny is already …

Episode 4: It Does Matter If You’re Black Or White

  The first 22 minutes of this episode was Rose Ceremony spill over from last week, and the tone of this godforsaken ritual was rife with drama, anxiety, and frustration, thanks to this season’s resident racist/singer-songwriter, Lee. Lee drunkenly admits …

Episode 3: Lunatics and Lovers and Friends

DeMario is back looking fashionably flustered and almost post-coital with one too many buttons undone on his dress shirt, no tie, a sloppy pocket square, and an overall guilty, nervous energy. DeMario offers his hand. Rachel shakes it. She makes …