Episode 7: It’s Not Personal, It’s Business

Buon Giorno, Bachelor Nation! We have arrived in bella Toscana.  After the remaining victims pose for an iconic tourist photo attempting to prop up the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Chris Harrison shows his face and announces that there will be …

Episode 6: Here’s Lookin’ At You

We are more than ½ way through this season, and I’m forever on my soapbox recapping America’s favorite soap opera. 1:1 Date Card: Tomber amoureux a Paris. Featuring: Lauren B Lauren B has been presented as reserved and boring this …

10 Things I Loved/Hated About Episode 5

When we see the squad in Fort Lauderdale for the first time they are biking as a unit along a boardwalk, and I’m sorry, but if you were not immediately transported to WWII-era Austria with the von Trapp children wearing …

Episode 4: It’s Miserable and Magical

It’s finally time to leave solitary confinement. Away from Bachelor Mansion and off to South Lake Tahoe they go! We had two 1:1’s and a group date this week. All 15 ladies were involved. Let’s dive in. 1:1 Date Card: …

Episode 3: The Dog and Phony Show

I was full body cringing for the majority of this episode.  We have a four-part train wreck to unpack.  Buckle up. Group Date Date Card: It’s all about the ring. Featuring: Maquel, Jacqueline, Lauren B, Tia, Marikh, Bekah M, Bibiana, …

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Episode 2: Zaddy Issues

We had four earth shattering events occur this week on The Bachelor. And now it’s time for the breakdown: 1:1 Date Card: Hold on tight. Featuring: Becca K Becca K, the 27 year old publicist from Minnesota, was graceful upon …

Episode 1: The Arie 500

“This is the most important race of my life.” -Arie Luyendyk, Bachelor and Race Car Driver And what a race it’s going to be! With only 8 weeks to find the love of his life, it’s basically a reckless, speedy …

KrisDeana: WTF Happened Through the Lens of Attachment Theory

This article is a guest post written by mental health professional, Chrysanthemum Harrisonburgowitz. I read a book about attachment theory once, and now everything is about attachment with me. I should mention that like our favorite franchise shrink, Taylor, I have …