10 Things I Loved/Hated About Episode 5

When we see the squad in Fort Lauderdale for the first time they are biking as a unit along a boardwalk, and I’m sorry, but if you were not immediately transported to WWII-era Austria with the von Trapp children wearing …

Episode 4: It’s Miserable and Magical

It’s finally time to leave solitary confinement. Away from Bachelor Mansion and off to South Lake Tahoe they go! We had two 1:1’s and a group date this week. All 15 ladies were involved. Let’s dive in. 1:1 Date Card: …

Episode 3: The Dog and Phony Show

I was full body cringing for the majority of this episode.  We have a four-part train wreck to unpack.  Buckle up. Group Date Date Card: It’s all about the ring. Featuring: Maquel, Jacqueline, Lauren B, Tia, Marikh, Bekah M, Bibiana, …

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Episode 2: Zaddy Issues

We had four earth shattering events occur this week on The Bachelor. And now it’s time for the breakdown: 1:1 Date Card: Hold on tight. Featuring: Becca K Becca K, the 27 year old publicist from Minnesota, was graceful upon …

Episode 1: The Arie 500

“This is the most important race of my life.” -Arie Luyendyk, Bachelor and Race Car Driver And what a race it’s going to be! With only 8 weeks to find the love of his life, it’s basically a reckless, speedy …

KrisDeana: WTF Happened Through the Lens of Attachment Theory

This article is a guest post written by mental health professional, Chrysanthemum Harrisonburgowitz. I read a book about attachment theory once, and now everything is about attachment with me. I should mention that like our favorite franchise shrink, Taylor, I have …

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Episode 9: Love Lost and Found

It’s finally over. Throughout the entire finale I vacillated between feeling pissed and feeling blessed. Here are my thoughts on the final episode of Bachelor In Paradise, Season 4: I still don’t fully understand WHY Lacey and Daniel were cast …

Episode 8: It’s Too Late To Apologize

Knowing that the Ferguson twins were going to be involved in this episode, I was hesitant to even watch. Although I was relieved when I learned Tuesday’s shitshow was only 45 minutes instead of the typical bloated 90, I ultimately …