What’s In Store for Becca…

Rather than dissect the 5 hours of Arie’s uncut/unedited Finale and After The Final Rose, I have some thoughts on what we (and Becca) are in store for this upcoming season of The Bachelorette… As you might/definitely remember, Chris Harrison …

Episode 9: The Test Drive

Peru: The Perfect Place To Fuck For The First Time X 3 KENDALL Unexpected Final Three contestant, Kendall, knows she’s not ready for an engagement, but she and Arie are still having a blast together. After their dune buggy ride …

Arie’s Women Tell All

Top 10 Most Memorable Moments of The Women Tell All 1. Seeing previously unaired footage of Chelsea saying THIS to the producers in a private interview: “When Bekah was learning to finger paint, Arie was learning about fucking people in college.” …

Episode 8: The Famn Damilies

Kendall’s Hometown Date Los Angeles, CA The second Arie touches down in LA, Kendall whisks him away to a taxidermy storage unit/show room designed for the modern day Teddy Roosevelt.   Arie takes the words out of my mouth and calls …

Episode 7: It’s Not Personal, It’s Business

Buon Giorno, Bachelor Nation! We have arrived in bella Toscana.  After the remaining victims pose for an iconic tourist photo attempting to prop up the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Chris Harrison shows his face and announces that there will be …

Episode 6: Here’s Lookin’ At You

We are more than ½ way through this season, and I’m forever on my soapbox recapping America’s favorite soap opera. 1:1 Date Card: Tomber amoureux a Paris. Featuring: Lauren B Lauren B has been presented as reserved and boring this …

10 Things I Loved/Hated About Episode 5

When we see the squad in Fort Lauderdale for the first time they are biking as a unit along a boardwalk, and I’m sorry, but if you were not immediately transported to WWII-era Austria with the von Trapp children wearing …

Episode 4: It’s Miserable and Magical

It’s finally time to leave solitary confinement. Away from Bachelor Mansion and off to South Lake Tahoe they go! We had two 1:1’s and a group date this week. All 15 ladies were involved. Let’s dive in. 1:1 Date Card: …

Episode 3: The Dog and Phony Show

I was full body cringing for the majority of this episode.  We have a four-part train wreck to unpack.  Buckle up. Group Date Date Card: It’s all about the ring. Featuring: Maquel, Jacqueline, Lauren B, Tia, Marikh, Bekah M, Bibiana, …