Episode 6: Now’s Your Moment…

TOP 5 OVER THE TOP ANTICS  Bringing Matt back to the rose ceremony to gift his rose to “deserving” albeit unimpressed Jasmine after he left her at the altar decided that this fresh hell some call Bachelor in Paradise was …

Episode 5: Stick A Fork In It

Since it was the 5th episode of Bachelor In Paradise last night, here’s five TOP 5 lists for ya… MY TOP 5 HUMBLE OPINIONS Matt saying yes to Christen’s shitty date was just an excuse for him to get off …

Episode 4: Go Ahead, Go Nuts, Go Apeshit

Episode 4 opens on Amanda Stanton enjoying avocado toast for breaky, and Kristina opening up to Matty Nice about her drama with Deanie. Matt warns Kristina that Dean knows he’s got her heart in his hands. That’s some real shit. …

Episode 3: Hopelessly Devoted To You

We start off right where we left off. Kristina is consulting all-knowing Wells after she and Dean had an unsatisfying conversation about their status. Wells gives Kristina the only advice that matters: “I think you gotta play this world like …

*So, So, So Scandalous*

Olive, Ann, and Kayla, Olive’s bestie and the LYB Legal and Global Correspondent, had a Skype sesh to discuss “the meeting” that Chris Harrison had with the BIP cast upon their return to Paradise.  The “Corrine and DeMario situation” is …

Episode 2: We Need To Talk

Before we return to Paradise, a couple of weirdos need to get married. ABC wasted their not so precious airtime on revisiting Carly’s journey on Chris Soule’s season of The Bachelor, her days in Paradise Season 2, and her third …

Episode 1: Summer Lovin’ Happens So Fast

Paradise is back with a vengeance. After a quick display of lonely lounge chairs, piled up pillows, an empty pool, and an ominous black bird flapping out of frame, Chris Harrison addresses the almost nonexistent season of Paradise. Even his …

Episode 11: Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Eric Bigger. We are not worthy. I was confident that this man would not make it to the end, but I did not anticipate his sticking around until Rachel’s very last episode. Boy, am I glad he did. Rachel’s reasoning …

Episode 10: Stop, Collaborate and Listen

People either love this bloated, spilled tea, 2-hour shit show or they don’t even watch. I tend to love it because: I am an addict It’s an opportunity to catch brief glimpses of real human interactions amongst a group of …