KrisDeana: WTF Happened Through the Lens of Attachment Theory

This article is a guest post written by mental health professional, Chrysanthemum Harrisonburgowitz. I read a book about attachment theory once, and now everything is about attachment with me. I should mention that like our favorite franchise shrink, Taylor, I have …

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Episode 9: Love Lost and Found

It’s finally over. Throughout the entire finale I vacillated between feeling pissed and feeling blessed. Here are my thoughts on the final episode of Bachelor In Paradise, Season 4: I still don’t fully understand WHY Lacey and Daniel were cast …

Episode 8: It’s Too Late To Apologize

Knowing that the Ferguson twins were going to be involved in this episode, I was hesitant to even watch. Although I was relieved when I learned Tuesday’s shitshow was only 45 minutes instead of the typical bloated 90, I ultimately …

Episode 7: Take Me Baby Or Leave Me

Seven is allegedly a lucky number; however, the 7th episode of Bachelor in Paradise was largely unlucky and lackluster. 7 REASONS WE AREN’T LUCKY Blake E. was brought to Paradise and all he did was talk about how he’s trying …

Episode 6: Now’s Your Moment…

TOP 5 OVER THE TOP ANTICS  Bringing Matt back to the rose ceremony to gift his rose to “deserving” albeit unimpressed Jasmine after he left her at the altar decided that this fresh hell some call Bachelor in Paradise was …

Episode 5: Stick A Fork In It

Since it was the 5th episode of Bachelor In Paradise last night, here’s five TOP 5 lists for ya… MY TOP 5 HUMBLE OPINIONS Matt saying yes to Christen’s shitty date was just an excuse for him to get off …

Episode 4: Go Ahead, Go Nuts, Go Apeshit

Episode 4 opens on Amanda Stanton enjoying avocado toast for breaky, and Kristina opening up to Matty Nice about her drama with Deanie. Matt warns Kristina that Dean knows he’s got her heart in his hands. That’s some real shit. …

Episode 3: Hopelessly Devoted To You

We start off right where we left off. Kristina is consulting all-knowing Wells after she and Dean had an unsatisfying conversation about their status. Wells gives Kristina the only advice that matters: “I think you gotta play this world like …